May 2012
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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I seriously cannot handle Homeland
CLAIRE DANES YOU ARE PLAYING A VERY DANGEROUS GAME. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Why so many Geneseo students are single
Drawing some lines
You have to work to keep people in your life. To show people who mean something to you that they mean something to you. And if you are unable or somehow unwilling to do that, then you had better find a way to convince yourself that loneliness and independence are the same thing.
I was telling my father a story last night and he said “You will encounter those kinds of people for the rest of...
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SNL YOU ARE MAKING ME WEEP RIGHT NOW. KRISTEN YOU...
There is nothing more unattractive in a person (friend or lover) than trying too hard. If you have to constantly prove to everyone that you fit a certain persona, well…you don’t.
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